Life Lesson: Never start thinking about sexy webcomics in the middle of Algebra 2.
Sometimes I worry that my marriage will end up being like my relationship with my cats: I hug them too tightly and call them disgusting pet names, they squirm and hiss and bite me until I put them down and then go off to lick their privates in the corner.
Thing That Causes Me Physical Pain #4: Profile pictures of multiple people, or of inanimate objects.
LOL: When videos from the 90s refer to the internet as the “World Wide Web”.
Thing That Causes Me Physical Pain #2: “imy” instead of “I miss you”.
Thing That Causes Me Physical Pain #3: When people type “breathe” instead of “breath” and “breathes” instead of “breaths”, and vice versa.
Trololol #2: 1-985-655-2500
Haiku #2:
Guy at Red Sox game
I was in his seat; he winks
“Thanks, you kept it warm.”
